Friday Funnies

Remember when I told you all that we failed our MMPI test that was part of our psych evaluation? Well, my step-mom passed on this funny adaptation she found of the test and I thought I would pass it on to everyone for a laugh. Don't worry it doesn't have 550+ questions like the real test. If you have never taken the test, all of the answers have to be true or false and the questions are almost this ridiculous.

NNPI (No Nonsense Personality Inventory)

1. At times I am afraid my toes will fall off.
2. As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
3. Some people look at me.
4. Spinach makes me feel alone.
5. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.
6. My teeth sometimes leave my body.
7. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.
8. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears.
9. It makes me angry to have people bury me.
10. I believe I smell as good as most people.
11. Most people vomit out of spite.
12. Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me.
13. It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I am in a room full of cockroaches.
14. I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all.
15. Weeping brings tears to my eyes.
16. I believe in life after birth.
17. Some songs make me burp.
18. I never seem to finish whatever I

If you have ever taken the test, this funny is right on. I hope you enjoy this even if you haven't had the pleasure of taking the test. For the record, I think one of the areas that I was inconsistent in was that I checked true about liking to read magazines about gardening, however I checked false about wanting to be a florist. Whatever!